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When I didn’t recieve my absentee ballot in New York this November I wasn’t too concerned. I was sure that everything that I wanted was a sure thing. I woke up to an Obama America with a text message on my phone that read “Shame on you America! Lets protest…”. Prop 8 had passed and everyone that I knew was pissed.  I was pretty sad that my vote was neutral and not on the loosing side.
Gay marriage is always going to be an issue, and i think i’ve figured out a good way of dealing with it. Let’s illegalize marriage all together. People feel very strongly about marriage, but there’s no reason the state should. Prohibiting marriage would solve everyones problem by democratizing the couples, save the state millions of dollars, and clean out those pesky green card citizens( I’m looking at you Gerard Depardieu).  Marriage isn’t a political issue, its a religious act. let the church marry anyone they want, but keep my bachelor dollars our of dirty family pockets. Tax breaks should come when children enter the family, because marriage alone rarely warrants any extra money.
I read a paper on Gay Politics, and it talked about how gay marriage is a Christian issue, because the act of marriage validates gay sex in the eyes of God. God is a strange figure in politics, because he never votes, and everyone is always talking about how he feels on the issues. I just don’t see why 2 women cant get married and i can still order the Red Lobster Endless Shrimp Basket. God talked about shellfish forever(rrrrrrr), and didn’t mention a single lesbian. I always wondered why he made so many shellfish if he felt so strongly against them, and why would he made them so delicious? I feel the same way about gay people. Why would God make so many of them if he didn’t want them, and why did he make them so delicious?

Love is a funny thing. Scientists say that the intoxicating feeling of love is a primitive reward system. That these crazy mixed up feelings are just triggers releasing dopamines into your system. I remember a science class, where we saw the release of dopamines at the first sip of Coca Cola.
I wonder if you would love someone more if you were drinking a Coke. I don’t know, but i do know I hate everyone while drinking Pepsi.
article in ScienCentral

It was madness; a wild wreckish risk. But by some miracle of the fate, Ryan silenced the baboon, before the enormous troop noticed. In this moment, Ryan, the curious illustrator, made one of his many transformations. He was suddenly the slayer of his most feared enemy.
Quite suddenly, this already momentus kill, took an amazing twist. Something moved in the dead baboons fur; A day-old baboon newborn.
It took a while for Ryan to notice. He’s always been meticulous. But instead of a swift bite to the neck, Ryan stopped, then layed down with the baby baboon.