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I think we’re always at ends with our emotions. I’m constantly fighting between what I feel, and what I know is right. I hold these feelings back so I don’t appear crazy or temperamental. The eternal fight between the mind and the heart has ripped apart the brains of geniuses, and the souls of saints. Its no wonder, I’m always thinking about Robocop city.

Located somewhere in the middle of Iowa, lies Robocop city. Robocop City’s main appeal is its complete lack of crime, due to its populous made completely of Robocops. Unlike most Police Departments, there is no racism, in Robocop City you are judged on your aim, effectiveness, and willingness to comply. Since there is no crime in Robocop City, the police force is severely underfunded. Many Robocops have had to pick up jobs on the side. A popular second job is working in the baby food factory, or writer for the local newspaper, The Roboexaminer.

My uncle says that Robocop City Women are the most sexy women in the world. They’re smart, strong, and very knowledgable with power tools. But he also says they smell like an arm after you take a cast off it. He couldn’t get over it, but i have a severely deviated septum, and haven’t been able to smell for decades.

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